11.19.2006

Clash of the Dick-Titans


Q: Who would win in a hatchet fight between Shatner and Regis?

A: All of us would win, big time.

Oh, and regarding bunnies, Wallace and Gromit and the Curse of the Were-Rabbit is awesome. Highly recommended.

That is all.

8 comments:

another kind of nerd said...

I'm wondering who would be The Second, respectively, for these two...

I think we could say Kelly Rippa would stand in for Regis. But Kathy Lee might want that role as well (I smell Celebrity Death Match material with that). But who would stand in for Shatner? Leonard Nimoy?

kungfuramone said...

I'd like to think that no one would. Actually, Wil Wheton would be his second, then betray him to his death. Then Wil would take out Regis, too.

Rachel said...

Hey - I LIKE Shatner. He's such an endearing dickhead. :) Well, actually, I just like Star Trek.

second note - EGAD people! The spelling of B-list celebrities on these blog comments is ... ummm... sad. And in the case of Wil Wheaton, methinks it's not B-list, more like D or E. So low, he couldn't get on Dancing with the Stars.

Kungfukitten said...

Shatner would totally win. Thank God Regis isn't good looking or they'd end up making out at the end of the fight scene. *shivers*

Cabiria said...

I must second the Wallace and Gromit -- so awesome! In a death match three-way with Shatner and Philben, I'd pick Gromit as the wild card third who'd destroy both with wide-eyed, slightly-put-upon doggedness. I couldn't resist, I'm sorry.

Matto said...

KFR, I think you should check this out...http://www.wilwheaton.net/

Rachel said...

matt - betcha his books sell well too. That's the benefit of having hardcore fans who show up to conventions wearing large headpieces, oodles of makeup, speaking Klingon.

I heard that at one of the earlier conventions, Shatner actually said, "People, it's just a TV show," and nearly got pilloried. Not sure if this is just an urban legend (ahem... deep space base legend), but it sure is funny.

kungfuramone said...

Actually, it was a Saturday Night Live sketch. It's up there with the cowbell sketch in the hall of SNL fame.