Sometimes, "sideburns" isn't the right answer to the question. Here are some questions to which sideburns isn't the right answer:1. What should I grow now that I've shaved my head?
2. What would look really good extra-bushy?
3. What would improve my love-life...on the bus?
Sometimes, "sideburns" is the right answer to the question. Here is a question to which sideburns is the right answer:
1. What made Isaac Asimov look like a complete stud?
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Frankly - this is hillarious post!
Did I tell you about the guy I met with the giaNORmous mutton chops that he'd been growing for 8 years now? He told me that during his travels, he'll judge a city's personality by the way citizens react to his chops.
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