I have three things that make me uncomfortably hot all the time:
- A shaved head / kickass male pattern baldness.
- Tattoos more or less covering my arms and lower legs.
- A furnace-like metabolism.
Becky and I were discussing new fashion directions that might help me out now that we're California residents. I love thrift-store button shirts with a 65% polyester, 35% cotton, 100% stylish blend. I can sport one of those and be comfortable on hot days; they breathe and they cover up the tats. We resolved to hit the local thrift barns. Then Becky dropped a bombshell:
"Have you ever thought that it could be your PANTS making you so hot?"
Those are words to ponder, and not just for me. I'm asking all of my hot friends (and there are a lot of you reading this): have you ever thought that it could be your pants making you so hot?
8 comments:
I think you should try skirts. Skirts make you cool, and vaguely Scottish. Pants provide more hotness than many people can handle on an everyday basis.
Are you PANTing in the heat? We pan't all be as hot as you. If you try a kilt, that would be skirting around the issue. Maybe it's an inherited or biological thing - is it in your jeans?
I think I KNEEd to stop this now.
I have sent ninjas to kill Heather. It had to be done.
For her own sake, right? Gotta say that capris generally don't make a very good fashion statement. But they are a whole lot more comfortable than pants.
Tiny problem - don't you have enough tats on your legs that you need to where full lenth pants (or a full length kilt, I suppose)? Do they make linen pants for guys?
Why are you wearing hot pants? ... and when did this start happening? (puzzlement and confusion)
Brian also has the mega-metabolism. He only wears long sleeves during snow storms.
Two words: seersucker and knickers.
cori took the words right off my keyboard.
Kilts are the way to go.
Ok, no kilts or capris or skirts or hot pants for ME, but I endorse them for all of you.
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