Top 5 of Bunny Ownership:
- Easy to litter-box train, easy to clean up after.
 - Bunny sprints around the apartment: adorable.
 - Bunnies have personalities. Bunnies are smarter than you think (those two count as one.)
 - Softest...animal...ever.
 - Fun to sit on the couch and watch movies with.
 
- The language issue.
 - Metabolism slowing down, recovery time for hangovers slowing down even more.
 - Compulsion to try to be friends with everyone I meet.
 - Hate flying, don't want to have to travel for scholarship, totally have to eventually.
 - I'm constantly horny (sorry, overshare.)
 
- Discursive.
 - Ontological.
 - Heuristic.
 - Logics.
 - Unmitigated Horseshit.
 
- The wooded paths of UCSC.
 - Steamer Lane and the lighthouse field overlooking it (surfers + otters.)
 - The Poet + Patriot (Harp + Guinness.)
 - My apartment: it's not tiny, it's CONCISE!
 - The Bunker.
 

2 comments:
One of my favorite fortune cookie fortunes: Avoid mixed metaphors and take the bull by the hand.
I totally sympathize with ongoing difficulties #3 and #5. it's rough being us you know.
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