Top 5 of Bunny Ownership:
- Easy to litter-box train, easy to clean up after.
- Bunny sprints around the apartment: adorable.
- Bunnies have personalities. Bunnies are smarter than you think (those two count as one.)
- Softest...animal...ever.
- Fun to sit on the couch and watch movies with.
- The language issue.
- Metabolism slowing down, recovery time for hangovers slowing down even more.
- Compulsion to try to be friends with everyone I meet.
- Hate flying, don't want to have to travel for scholarship, totally have to eventually.
- I'm constantly horny (sorry, overshare.)
- Discursive.
- Ontological.
- Heuristic.
- Logics.
- Unmitigated Horseshit.
- The wooded paths of UCSC.
- Steamer Lane and the lighthouse field overlooking it (surfers + otters.)
- The Poet + Patriot (Harp + Guinness.)
- My apartment: it's not tiny, it's CONCISE!
- The Bunker.
2 comments:
One of my favorite fortune cookie fortunes: Avoid mixed metaphors and take the bull by the hand.
I totally sympathize with ongoing difficulties #3 and #5. it's rough being us you know.
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