1.29.2007

Too Early for Haiku

...but that won't stop me!

Bill Gates, new Windows
He wants you to "upgrade" now
Send a turd instead

The Rick James bassline
Once we thought "it's hammertime!"
Now we know better

When I'm dictator:
Mario Batali cooks
Rachel Ray is fired

Perry Anderson
Revolution won't work, dude
Snappy sweater vest

3 comments:

H said...

The 3rd one gets my vote.

Elizabeth M. said...

Let's have a revolution and make you dictator.

Rachel said...

great haiku... and it's RachAel Ray. No confusing her with me ;)