Xmas Break

I officially gave up on doing anything productive today. It's the weekend, and my working girl wife and I are eating very rich foods and drinking cheap vino. On the agenda:

• Watching Goonies.
• Watching best-drinking-movie-ever Van Helsing.
• Not reading a word of French, not reading a single bloody article about intellectual history, not waiting for the bus.

You know what I wish I could do? The following dance moves:

• Jumping straight up and landing the splits. Good for celebrations and gang fights.
• The Robot. Like a total stud.
• The lindy hop thing where you run up a wall and do a flip.

Here are some facts:

• When there are more than about 20 surfers in a given spot, they look like bugs from the shore.
• House rabbits are easy to litter box train.
  
• If you're reading this, your ass is of note. I say that as a friend.

In solidarity,
-KFR