Shameless Wife Promotion

If you have 2.5 minutes to spare, please do the following:

1. Go to the Etsy Plush Team page.
2. Glance over the first post, the Plush Vote one.
3. Go enter a comment in which you vote for the Soft Sculpture Wool Spider.
4. 'cuz that's the one this one girl I know made.

Thank you.

Also, here are two delightful quotes I've come across in the last few days:

From a Veramyst commercial: "The way Veramyst works is not entirely understood." (yeah...THAT inspires confidence!)

From the condom machine in the bathroom at the Poet + Patriot Irish pub: "Electrify her with studded rubber nubs."

That, my friends, is freaking POETRY.