- Anytime anyone gets killed.
- Anytime anyone says "Crom!"
- Anytime Conan whips his sword around for no reason.
- Anytime Conan flexes.
- When Conan says "crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women" you have to finish your drink.
- Boobs.
And believe me, I'm feeling it this morning. Happily, I had the good sense to drink 2 pints of water and have some cereal before I went to bed, so I expect a full recovery in time for the Metalocalypse marathon tonight.
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In addition, much beer must be consumed when Conan is perplexed by eastern philosophy. It is good to hear you are living well and drinking extensively, lest Crom "cast you out of Valhalla and laugh at you"
So is there any point in the movie where you would NOT be drinking? :)
Oh, totally. There's like whole minutes that go by without drinking. :]
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