- Arrested Development. I didn't appreciate it when it was on the air. Only three seasons were made before FOX realized that they had unleashed a subversive monster that might undermine republican election results. Honestly, I'm pretty sure it's the funniest show ever made, next only to the golden years of The Simpsons.
- Brie and carmelized onions on french bread. Your palate will explode with tasty flavors. You will fall over and have seizures...of the goodness.
- "Pirate coffee": just really ridiculously strong black coffee. Don't pollute your java with additives, people.
- Apple Computers. They're compu-seductive.
- The Pacific Northwest. Man am I homesick.
- Two-buck Chuck Merlot. The cabernet is acceptable, I don't drink white wine so I don't know, but just avoid the Shiraz. It's really awful. Anyway, the merlot is where it's at.
- Iron Chef America. The original Japanese program is probably the greatest thing ever put on television. The first attempt at an American follow-up was an acknowledged disaster, featuring William "fucking" Shatner as the chairman. The Food Network reconfigured its options, and the present iteration was born, featuring the gentleman-scholar Alton Brown as the host. People: it's worth your time. Becky and I fucking love this show. Whether you're cheering Bobby Flay losing or cheering Mario Batali winning, it's awesome.
- Redoing your blog's color scheme. Open your heart.
5.31.2007
Allow Me To Suggest
As a vrai bon vivant, I've tasted my share of life's sweetest fruit(ses). Allow me to suggest a few:
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5 comments:
Excellent advice! Vino is always good!!
hey! I LIKE William Shatner. He's such a tard, he's fantastic to watch. It's always made me wonder how someone so utterly talentless could build a long and quite successful (who DOESN'T have the pleasure of knowing who William Shatner is?) career.
I think "tard" is probably the best possible term for Shatner. Well selected.
thank you, thank you.... I do try. :)
Boston Legal is like a whole show full of tards - except Candice Bergen, who is brilliant and is far better than that show deserves.
You are SO right about Arrested Development. I began watching it half way through the second season and I just finished watching the first season on DVD. I've been pondering the point you made and have concluded that it is the funniest show ever made.
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