It's a Metal Place to Be

Cheers to recent-addition to the links and big-brained lit grad Count Fosco for pointing me to the "which layer of hell are you going to" quiz. BEHOLD!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

The Iron City of Dis: a metal place to be. And except for the wrathful stuff, I feel like that quiz pretty much had my number (oh, wait, it's "wrathful and gloomy." I am pretty gloomy. I was a crotchety old grouch by 22...)

In other news, K and her man L were over last night for good food, cheap wine, and fun conversation. And man, are B and I feeling it this morning....

The pall of smoke remains over SC, which is fine by me; yesterday I kept kind of startling myself by being in a good mood, and I realized it was because I wasn't uncomfortably hot for the first time in weeks. I miss rain A LOT but I'll take a creepy apocalyptic cloud of smoke if that's what it takes for it to be pleasantly cool.


ransom said...

Hm... Seems like I scored higher than you on most stuff (though only moderate on the last two), and still only wound up in the second level of hell. Once again, it appears that divine justice is fickle and inconstant.

kungfuramone said...

Ha! Well said, sir.

Although, if memory serves, things don't necessarily get *worse* as you go deeper...the folks in the 9th layer are just frozen in ice, which beats swimming in a sea of shit (which was on the 7th or 8th, I believe) any day.

That Dante. What a nut.

Rebecca said...

Sweet! We'll end up in the same level, you and I. So when I say, "I'll see you in hell," I really mean it.

Bummer Ransom won't be joining us. I might have to change some of my vices and see if I can get into level two.