How to get over a hangover:
- Before you go to bed, drink 1 pint of water and take 2 ibuprofen.
- Sleep in as long as you possibly can.
- If you can keep food down, eat cereal.
- Whether or not you can keep food down, drink coffee.
- Run warm water in the tub.
- Hold your bunny firmly but gently and put her ass under the running water.
- Hold her with one hand while using the other to pull the crap and encrusted hair off.
- Have your S.O. handy to dump the poop n' stuff in the toilet.
- Have a stiff drink after you're done. Because it's gross.
- It goes verse chorus verse chorus bridge verse chorus.
- Have the rhythm guitarist or bassist sing harmony on the chorus.
- 1-4-5 and 1-4 are safe chord changes. Mix and match as necessary.
- Learn to read a couple of languages while you're an undergraduate.
- Do about 3 or 4 years of coursework; produce a MA thesis during your second year.
- Take your qualifying exams.
- Go somewhere and root around in archives for a while.
- Come back and write your dissertation.
- See! Wasn't that easy?
3 comments:
sorry about the bunny poop. Caesar ate a huge string once. Good five feet long of string. Gross. Happy finishing Ph.D'ing! I'm currently fun and fancy free for the fall - another way of saying I haven't got a clue what the hell i'll be doing for the first time in my life. Fun, but a bit scary. :)
I love that bunny ass and how to get a phd can find a home under a common roof of a blog post.
I like the imagry that I conjured up for "rooting around in some archive" - as I am rooting now. It makes me feel like a pig looking for truffles.
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