2.03.2010

How About that Lost Premier?

So there is a new group of the Others, and these ones are kung fu hippies instead of paramilitary yuppies. The actor who plays John Locke must be stoked because he gets to be eeeeeeeeevil now (apparently, he is literally The Devil.) There is a special magic dirt that keeps the smoke monster (AKA The Devil) away, but the smoke monster can still pick something up and hit you with it, even if you're standing in a circle of magic dirt. Sayid (sp?) didn't really die, because he is too good-looking, but Juliette did, which is a shame because she is good-looking too. Sawyer decided not to kill Jack, but that just means they'll still shout at each other for the rest of the show like they usually do. It is not clear if Miles is going to get to do anything important, ever, or if they just keep him around to periodically talk to the dead. I can't figure out who the actor is who plays the kung fu hippy translator, but I'm sure I've seen him in something before...

6 comments:

another kind of nerd said...

actor who plays kung fu hippy translator is Sol Star from Deadwood.

I bet Sayid is really dead.

I hate that they killed Juliet because she was awesome (though certainly more entertaining when you didn't know where her loyalties were).

Ummm, the flash to alternate present was cool. And weird.

hardcori said...

I can't wait until it's over and out on DVD and I can finally catch up!

proswet654 said...

從未遭遇失敗的人,對自己或是別人,都是一知半解的。 ..................................................

kungfuramone said...

Ha HA! Wrong again, proswet654! God, you're so full of shit...

Chrissy said...

ALSO - where the fuck was Shannon on the flight that lands in LA? She was on it when it crashed, but somehow Boone is alone on the flight in the premier? AND what the fuck is up with the new others being like "the paper says if your friend dies we are all in a lot of trouble" AND THEN THEY DROWN HIM? "Your friend is dead." No shit, you held him under water until he drowned.

Oh, LOST - You somehow simultaneously ruin and make my day all at once. Fuck you, bitch I love you Im not crazy.

Adam said...

wow I am glad I stopped watching that show a while back.