As for me, I made a purchase and a crucial discovery that are going to shape the Summer 2009 Kungfuramone Rock n Roll Lifestyle Experience '96:
Classic Blue slip-on Vans. No explanation necessary.
Trader Joe's Simpler Times lager. Holy crap, you guys. This stuff is the Charles Shaw of beer. It's 3 dollars a six-pack, it's 6% alcohol, and it tastes like good lager. This is a summertime revolution.So yesterday B and I moved bookcases and reshuffled the dining room / living room / tv room / bunny chamber and I built the new Ikea shelving unit, fueled by Simpler Times. Then yesterday evening we went out with K + L to see the new Terminator movie, which pretty much blows.
Let's sum up:
1. Drink Simpler Times lager. It's great.
2. Don't bother with the new Terminator movie. It's like watching someone else play a video game for two hours.
3. Get you some slip-on Vans, pretend you're Snoop Dog, and get in some summertime relaxation.*
That is all.
* I feel certain that Snoop would wear slip-on Vans.
5 comments:
word UP my friend
I'm all about trying some of that Simple Times stuff. I got so excited I passed along a link to this post to my dad via email. He wrote back: "I haven’t tried it since I can buy Bass and a few other good quality brews at Total wine. Maybe I’ll give it a try. I saw another post by that guy who complains when the temperature is above 70. Tell him to avoid coming to the Mid-Atlantic or Southeast between May 1 and October 1."
Strangely enough, I *do* avoid any place east of San Jose between May and October. Your dad and I, we've got it all figured out.
Snoop Dogg and me at age 11. Those slip-ons can bridge any and all chasms. Of couse, I've since become addicted to shoelaces...
It is nice that a lot of sinning and atoning can be gotten in for free, as long as you don't get tangled up in all that tithing madness.
See, I have proceeded in the opposite direction: at the tender age of 30, I love me my slip-ons and my velcro sneaks.
It's like when our laptops passed in the night, you abandoning your iBook for a linux thinkpad and me getting going on OSX and just running linux on my desktop...
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