A Great Mystery

• The kind of people who set off fireworks on the 4th of July: basically normal. Lots of people like fireworks on the 4th of July.
• The kind of people who continue to set off fireworks until the wee hours of the morning on the 4th of July: assholes. But it's probably the most predictable kind of asshole behavior in the land, so I can't get too worked up about it.
• The kind of people who set off fireworks on the days following the 4th of July: a little confusing...why do they still have fireworks? Who has left over fireworks, after all?
• The kind of people who continue to set off fireworks until the wee hours of the morning on the nights following the 4th of July: a huge mystery. You take the personality of people who like to make life suck for other people (i.e. setting off fireworks very late) but you cross it with people who plan ahead for things. In other words, these are inconsiderate jerk-offs, but they're inconsiderate jerk-offs who took the time to reserve a stash of fireworks to continue aggravating their neighbors for nights to come. Since I would expect most of these people to be hovering around an 85 IQ, mouth-breathing, "wooo!"-screaming, Slipknot-or-3-6-Mafia-listening, Natty-Ice-pounding imbeciles, I can't compute how they would get it together enough to have fireworks in reserve. OMFG. WTF?

Still hating on the 4th,
-KFR