11.15.2009

The Things I Hate: A Short New List

  1. When I can't drink any more coffee, because I'm too wired.
  2. When I can't drink any more wine, because I'm too drunk.
  3. When I can't eat any more cheese, because I'm too full.
  4. When I can't write any more diss, because I'm too lazy.
  5. When I can't stay in the apartment, because I'm too bored.
  6. When I can't behave like I'm 22, because I'm too old.
  7. When I can't stay in bed, because it's too late.
You get the picture.

1 comment:

noncoupable said...

#7 is never true.