6.14.2008

Hat Week: Part 2


My far-off visionary pose, next to the heater.

Today's hat is the green cousin to the black one from last post. It originally shipped with a big red commie star on it, and I wore it like that for the first few weeks. After a while, though, I started feeling silly in it; was I being ironic? Sincere? Sort of confused? Trying to annoy the nonexistent right wing here in SC? The star was removed and now it's just an unadorned hat of fun.

Reason for wearing hats, part deux: they're so comfortable. It's like there's a little hug on your head all the time. Try it. You'll find that you're more comfortable with a hat on than without.

6.12.2008

Hat Week: Part 1


Each of the next seven blog posts will showcase a hat. Each will be dope. In addition, I will take time to remind you of one reason that you too should sport a hat every day.

Today's hat is one of a pair of trendy army-style baseball hats I bought off of Amazon for six bucks each. They arrived "fatigued," which is to say "designed to look beat-up already." Someone with more shame would balk at sporting a cap like that of a garden-variety 22 year-old hipster, but not me.

Hat reason number one: hats make every outfit more festive. It's a fact of science. If you put a hat on top of a boring outfit, suddenly it's kind of rad. If you put a hat on top of an already-great outfit, it's even better!

6.11.2008

Don't

...
  • Lock your keys in your car at the post office all the way across town.
  • Get in a motorcycle accident then sleep through your final because you're on the painkillers (one of my students.)
  • Lose your mind.

6.09.2008

Nearly Back To Normal


...my nephew and me in repose.

I'll be back to my usual usually-every-other-day blog schedule shortly. We're back from a weekend with some kiddos and I'm full of the tired. It's finals week here at the University of California Forest Moon of Endor (UCFME) and I'll be doing a mess of grading starting tomorrow, so there will be plenty of time for me to get bored and procrastinate...

6.05.2008

Logistics En Marche

The latest, the greatest:
  • I managed to set B and I up with video-chat capabilities using two cheapo webcams I bought off of ebay, some even more cheapo shareware, google's chat feature, and iChat. Total cost was less than fifty bucks, which beats the snot out of the 300+ dollar Apple-branded webcams and the 90+ dollar .mac membership. I love it when cheapness triumphs.
  • I got a fairly substantial grant from the department. This is awesome, because...
  • Housing in Paris looks like it's going to be around 600 / 650 euros a month for a freaking postage stamp of a studio. That would be okay if the dollar and the euro were somewhere close to on par. Instead, we're talking about 1000 bucks a month for the privilege of sleeping in something akin to a walk-in closet with a sink and a toilet.
  • I didn't get the other grant I applied to, but it was "only" 500 bucks anyway...
  • This is seriously the weirdest little town on the planet.
  • I had my last-ever class the other evening. Yet another anticlimax.
  • I'm considering writing the president de la republique for a letter of safe-passage that might ease the visa process. Think he'd go for it?
As ever,
-KFR

6.03.2008

Four Years of Graduate School

Over the course of the last four years, I have written the following:

63 reaction papers (4 - 8 pages each)
2 journal reviews
1 historiographical essay (25 pages)
1 substantial research paper (30 pages)
5 lengthy essays (20+ pages)
2 annotated bibliographies / project outlines
2 master's theses (one about 100 pages, one 35 pages)
2 commodity websites
QE dossier, containing 2 syllabi, 1 dissertation proposal, and 1 field statement

Besides serving the obvious function of helping me kill time before my discussion section this afternoon, I wanted to compile the above statistics mostly to see how many bloody reaction papers I've had to write. The reaction paper is a particularly virulent species that only exists in humanities graduate studies, and I am overjoyed to never have to write another one.

I could probably figure out how many student essays and blue-book exams I've graded, but that would just push me over the edge and force me to head up the nearest clock tower with a hunting rifle. So I'm not going to do it.

6.02.2008

From My Document Entitled "Rad Lyrics"

Bow before the obelisk
Deep in the necropolis
Stygian hordes rend asunder
The celestial metropolis
Rise fallen sailors
Blood-drenched past invaders
Guided by flame and thunder
Endless armies of unmakers

Relentless warlock!
Maleficent navigator!
Reviled soothsayer!
Baleful captain of Gehenna!

Invoke the unnamable creator
Praise the great forsaker
Cryptic glyphs unmask
The cloaked form of the life-taker
Rise legions of the slaughtered
Gluttons of human fodder
Appointed to the vile task
Wretches blinded by their fathers

Relentless warlock!
Suspect geomancer!
Turncoat prophet!
Ox-headed keeper of the gateway!

6.01.2008

Too Bad About Siggy

There's not much left of Freud. When you teach him in a history or lit class, you talk about his theories in terms of the anxieties of fin-de-siecle Vienna, of the sexual repression of bourgeois society, of the identity struggles of newly-emancipated Jewish immigrants to the cities, and so on, without really having to bother to note that the Oedipus Complex is a bunch of nonsense. Sure, he made everyone aware that the mind had lots of dark little corners and that sex seems to have a lot to do with human (un)happiness, but like Aristotelian physics, Freudian psychology as a whole is just an interesting chapter in the history of ideas.

Still, on days like this, I find myself feeling kind of nostalgic for something that died long before I was born. It must be nice to have thought that you could get to the root of debilitating mental problems by talking to someone until you admit that you have all kinds of screwy sexual predilections.* The thing is, the mind is opaque and it is treacherous, and it must have been nice to think that there was a system that could account for it all.

I bring this up, not surprisingly, because I'm so worked-up about the Paris thing and the opening stages of my dissertation research that I find myself unable to really do the stuff I know I need to do for the first time in my life. I've never been one of those people who puts things off; I usually respond to anxiety by jumping in and hitting it as hard as I can, out of sheer white-knuckled terror that I won't finish in time. Now I can't even bring myself to really earnestly look through the craigslist Paris ads for rooms for rent or, at least today, read another article about Gorz.

Thus, I lament the death of psychoanalysis. And the lack of freely available high-powered sedatives.

* Happily, most of us can just admit this freely to anyone who asks. In my book, that counts as historical progress.