The Things I Hate: A Short New List

1. When I can't drink any more coffee, because I'm too wired.
2. When I can't drink any more wine, because I'm too drunk.
3. When I can't eat any more cheese, because I'm too full.
4. When I can't write any more diss, because I'm too lazy.
5. When I can't stay in the apartment, because I'm too bored.
6. When I can't behave like I'm 22, because I'm too old.
7. When I can't stay in bed, because it's too late.

You get the picture.